Famous words of wisdom

1. "Mean people produce little mean people."
2. "What you don't get, you don't miss."
3. "You're all laughing at me because I'm different. I'm laughing at you because you're all the same."
4. "I'm straight but not narrow."
5. "If only closed minds came with closed mouths."
6. "Army: Be all you're told to be."
7. "There they go! I must hurry after them, for I am their leader."
8. "When all is said and done, more is said than done."
9. "It will be a great day when our schools get all the money they need, and the Air Force has to hold a bake sale to buy a bomber."
10. "Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand - strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming "WOO HOO - What a Ride!"
11. "What if the Hokey Pokey really was what it's all about?"
12. "Real estate is like hair; it’s nice to have a lot of it, but only in the right places."
13. "You know you're getting older when your pill box is bigger than your lunch box."

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